(for those who came in late)...
Captain Dirt has announced his retirement...
the Galaxy now has a new leader to carry on exploration of the universe...
After all going where no man had gone before..
(had got Captain Dirt into an awful lot of trouble, especially with the women)
besides it was about time a woman took over.
Jo-an, as she was fondly known, didn't think too much of Captain Dirt's plans of exploring the universe besides going where no man had gone before had too many machoistic overtones and she felt he was too much of a vagrant anyway. So she sacked Mr Spook, told Dr Cones to give up his practice and conduct research into coughs and colds (she used to come down with the most awful colds) and brought about the most anti-climatic end to Universal exploration. Nevertheless she didn't get rid of the Captains Log Book and so converted it into:
The following jokes are excerpts from Jo-an's finest jokes and they are J-rated that means a 1 J is just about funny and 5 J rating is a riot. And if you don't like any of the jokes don't bother, In space no one can hear you scream.